Well, my arrival in LA was traumatic, to say the least – mostly due to it being my second only day of USA driving, and my first experience of LA freeways. Placing perfect faith in my GPS navigator, I nervously wobbled along in the slowest of five lanes, past downtown LA on the way to Pasadena, and the west coast version of the conference which brought me over in the first place. I will never complain about driving in Glasgow again! From now on, the metal-boxed denizens of the M8 will seem like mild mannered paragons of moderation and courtesy!
Sadly, my faith in GPS was to be misplaced, as the SatNav proudly announced “You have reached your destination” – right in the middle of a freeway on-ramp! So, I went on and off at the next exit, ending up outside the Rose Bowl (well, at least I was sightseeing) – and no idea as to what to do next.
Luckily, I found the address of the conference accommodation – reasoning that if I could make it there (I’ll make it anywhere…it’s up tooo yooo….) I could probably get directions from someone on site.
The GPS worked fine this time, and I arrived where I was supposed to – only there was nobody to be found... After some fevered map-checking, I decided to try an alternative route, which seemed to bring me in the general area of the conference, and headed off again… in search of an address by the name of ‘East Colorado Boulevard’…
The problem lay in the street naming – in Britain we would mostly expect to see the ‘East’ bit written out explicitly on the signage, which is not necessarily the case over here, the result being that I massively overshot the venue on yet another detour, having been miles down Colorado Boulevard, waiting for it to turn into the ‘East’ version.
I ended up over an hour later than my original arrival time, and almost at the pint of tears, being still a little overwhelmed by the sheer sensory overload of driving on the different side of the car; the road; driving an automatic, and reading different street signs and regulations (and having been up since 4.30 that morning). Oh yes, and nearly killing a friend (who had also been waiting for me for an hour) by turning left into oncoming traffic immediately after he’d jumped in the car to show me where to park…
…Not the best start to the day, and I still had no idea where I was going to sleep that night!
Thankfully, things improved dramatically after that. I had turned up at the conference on very much an impromptu basis, but the organisers managed to squeeze me in, for which I was very grateful…happy landings at last!